"Yes but is it because he fell down or because he fell DOWN? Do you know what I mean? Falling down goes back to the oral storytelling traditions or north African nomadic peoples but even then there were differences in meaning and effect…"

"Now who can tell me why that was funny?"

The dissents from Scalia, Alito, and Thomas read as follows:

Because who among us hasn't looked at sitcoms or late-night comedy shows and thought,
"This isn't studied and formulaic enough."

Wow, steroids and tanning beds turn people into similar androgynous lumps of muscle.

And his Twitter feed was…unpleasant.

Yeah why doesn't everyone just wear pillows on their feet and motorcycle helmets?

My cans never laugh and they smell like Dad is angry again.

He died doing what he loved.

Peter Travers has really changed since The Rock stopped by his office last month.

I've never watched a full episode of Seinfeld or The Wire.
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Let's go set something on fire.

What is that dude's problem?

To quote Jerry Seinfled, "What's wrong with these people!?"

$80,000 of the cost was spent removing confederate flags from the roof, hood, fenders, tires, steering wheel, pistons, seats, headlights, rear lights, trunk, dashboard, door panels, chassis, and axles.

Fair enough, but explain why you would need to shit in a different neighbor's back yard each time.

Just think of it as self applicating full body lube.

They'll never take away our flag shaped guns and/or gun shaped flags.

I for one look forward to the day someone tries to mimic me on the internet.

"Stuff happens."

Just use a Sharpie to darken the text on your screen.