Nah I'm pretty sure you shot a lot of people to death.

Just wait until people find all of the swastikas hidden in the paint job on the Mystery Machine.

Didn't you guys lose an Asian subcontinent to a skinny hippy in sandals who loved sea salt and making his own clothes?

Can I seek damages for the hours I spent watching this show as a kid?

I patented the idea of talking to a black president in a garage in 1992.

Groovy?

That's quite enough, Internet.

Rare self-reply:

Is there a flag based gesture we can complete instead?

You had be me at "You will be ass-"

Earth bands together, builds a space fleet, and then spends ten years attacking the wrong planet DEFENDING OUR FREEDOMS OUR PRECIOUS FREEDOMS.

Hey, I'd paint her with the colors…of…my…

I hit it from the back.
Girl?
I won't catch a hernia.

However, the elasticity of your web fluid is in a word, spectacular.

…and featuring Rachel Dolezal as Storm.

Now there's a face that screams, Queens New York.

Your parents should have started charging you rent years ago, Internet.

ME TOO!
- Paul Hargis

I say we verify whether "a ton" of people did in fact buy this book by packing them all into some kind of tight, windowless storage container and weighing them.
Eventually.

I've never even seen a Hontas let alone poked one.
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Master's Degree well spent.