So I can dress up as Nicki Minaj because she wears a fuck-ton of makeup? Somehow I don’t think that would fly.

I’m deeply offended by the white face on display here, along with the general cultural appropriation of European and Asian culture by black people. And before you say thing, yes, it is the same. EXACTLY the same. Stop dressing like white people and imitating our culture. Put down that knife and fork you’re using. You…

Because Star Wars is just (bad) fantasy set in space and not actually science fiction?

“She picked up a necklace that had fallen to the ground (the necklace belonged to one of the victims). She then ran home and called 911.”

From Kristin’s Facebook post: “This has ruined his belief in Santa.”

The resulting sketch was the kind of humor that’s marked Fey and Poehler’s careers...

More lesbo-fascist nonsense. This is getting boring.

It did, but Japanese culture places great importance on “stability” over pretty much everything else. It’s why, when a couple with children divorces in Japan, typically one parent gets sole custody and the other parent never sees their children again. The non-custodial parent is more or less regarded as though they…

So the plan is to still have personal cars in 2050? Seriously? We are so fucked.

This is something that I’ve never understood about America’s gun culture. The US Federal Government has nuclear weapons. What is a Bushmaster AR-15 going to do against a thermonuclear warhead? What the American firearms industry is really selling is a patently absurd false sense of security.

What is it with Americans and turbans? Muslims don’t wear turbans, you fucking brain-dead, red-neck retards. If you’re going to discriminate then discriminate, i.e. know the fucking difference between a Muslim and a Sikh, which for the record are not even remotely fucking related.

So much misandry going on here. I’d like to say that I’m surprised by this is Jezebel and misandry is not only tolerated but encouraged. So sad, ladies.

I just bet Jeb! is going to bed at night hoping that he’ll very soon be diagnosed with a type of cancer that isn’t fatal but is just bad enough to justify him pulling out of the race. Maybe prostate cancer or something. Something that sounds bad but isn’t actually as bad as the daily humiliation he’s currently…

So they’re going to shoot sucide bombers after they’ve blown themselves up? That’s super helpful. Thanks. I find it far more likely that they’ll just shoot innocent sports fans who look “suspicious” (i.e. brown).

Fiorina is basically responsible for these three people’s deaths. She’s an accomplice to three counts of murder. What a total cunt.

a group of parents contacted the Liberty Counsel... claiming a “violation of parental rights.”

Sheen seems to have disappeared from Fiat marketing plans, and the company isn’t saying why.

Were you this stupid when you were that age? I seriously doubt it. I wasn’t. Nor was anyone of the same age that I knew at the time. Teenagers have always done stupid things, but the current crop of teenagers are more or less retarded. I mean no offense to people who are actually retarded; they at least have an excuse…

I’s probably classify them more as “morons with terrorist leanings who wound up dead due to their own epic stupidity”.

Report: Austrian Teen Who Joined ISIS Beaten to Death When She Tried to Escape