Sheen seems to have disappeared from Fiat marketing plans, and the company isn’t saying why.

Were you this stupid when you were that age? I seriously doubt it. I wasn’t. Nor was anyone of the same age that I knew at the time. Teenagers have always done stupid things, but the current crop of teenagers are more or less retarded. I mean no offense to people who are actually retarded; they at least have an excuse…

I’s probably classify them more as “morons with terrorist leanings who wound up dead due to their own epic stupidity”.

Report: Austrian Teen Who Joined ISIS Beaten to Death When She Tried to Escape

Or that maybe this was the plan to begin with? Because that thing looked fuck-all like a clock.

The criteria for what constitutes an act of heroism appear to be have been revised down. A lot. What most people will take away from this is the almost violent way in which she responded to the “old white couple”. You don’t earn respect by acting disrespectfully. And yeah, I know, it’s Donald Trump - not exactly the…

Of course it counts. It’s the International House of Pancakes. So it’s only logical that that’s where world leaders would meet to discuss important international issues as they relate to pancake production and consumption.

Does anyone actually think that Vladimir Putin waits in a green room for 45 minutes? Carly Fiorina? Sure, she can sit and wait in a green room for 45 minutes because no one gives a fuck about Carly Fiorina, but Vladimir Putin does not sit waiting in a green room for 45 minutes. Should he ever find himself in a green…

Then you’re a moron who can’t tell one country from another as well.

No, did you even read the article? Or do you just not know the difference between Australia and New Zealand? For the record they are separate countries and the issue being discussed by the parliament of New Zealand was what to do with New Zealand citizens who travelled to Australia (for which they don’t need an entry…

The guy is pathological and so used to being in total control that I’m frankly surprised he’s lasted this long without actually having tried to stab someone.

Word.

“I was getting my mace so I sprayed his girlfriend and then I chased him down the street and sprayed him and they ran off.”

It’s “OK,” theoretically, for anyone not to perform any sex act they don’t want to.

These two episodes only go to prove that if you give Republicans enough rope they will gleefully hang themselves. Because they’re morons who’s opinions are not based on facts. Which works fine so long as they avoid facts. But then they go and hold public hearings where facts are discussed and their shit falls apart.…

This looks like attempted murder to me.

Well first of all I didn’t criticize the Mars Rover program. That’s got nothing to do with the Space Shuttle program and I’m totally on board with it since it’s an extremely sensible first step. But as for the Space Shuttle program, 30 years is a long time to learn how to grow tomatos in near zero gravity. It just…

Any actual space-related breakthroughs? Because I’m not aware of any and in my experience that’s what pisses people off about the Space Shuttle program. It seemed to do everything except the one thing that people actually expected it to do. And now it’s kaput and we’re left looking to the likes of Elon Musk and…

This guy is rachet.

Newman’s lawyers are due back in court October 30, where they will likely argue that the government had no legal right to cancel his visa.