Not really. Why would Jesus be an Engineer? Jesus wasn’t the creator of humanity. If there were Engineers involved wouldn’t they have been Adam and Eve? Even if you assume that the New Testament is an even semi-accurate account of history (whioch obviously it’s not) there’s nothing in there that’s particularly…

Yes, but we invented that and we’re also apes.

I think this is a perfect time for this...

I actually liked The Event. Is there something wrong with me? I don’t understand the hate it received.

I think he’s trolling you.

Was it an act, delayed until the last minute, to keep a country safe? Or was it the last revenge of a villain, exerting conservative control from beyond the grave?

Yeah, unfortunately such a statement would never be picke up by conservative news organizations so the morons who need to hear it never will. There are (at least) two Americas: one which interfaces with reality whether they like that reality or not and another which simply ignores reality and just makes up it’s own…

Anf yet the police officer in this case would probably want to put her on trial for being a serial killer. Because an “international female serial killer with no apparent victimology” is so much more likely than “woman works at factory”.

Jon Dahlberg, a friend since junior high school, says that Brown, far from being a rapist, bragged about having developed an evidence-collection kit for hospitals to use with rape victims.

Well obviously the rapist did it and the other guy’s DNA ended up in the sample as the result of contamination. In 1984 law enforcement didn’t even consider the notion of touch-DNA. People put thier sticky fingers all over everything and only worried if they thought they might smudge a potential fingerprint. Other…

Just accepting that you’re going to die of syphilis sounds a lot easier.

Messages to aliens need to be as simply as possible to increase the liklihood of them being correctly interpreted, and I say this as a rampant homosexual. ET doesn’t need to know the ins and outs of my particular sex-life just yet. Sure, make the male and female figures as average as possible (race, etc) and present…

It’s tough to see this unidentified prostitute as a victim.

Nothing says “sexy time” like a cervical cancer diagnosis. This parent is literally mentally retarded.

Well there was this one woman...

Padme was “elected” “Queen” mainly because no one told George Lucas this was insane.

Hmm? Needs more squiggly lines...

The “burglary” was staged. The window was broken from the inside, not the outside. Why would Geude need to fake breaking in to someone’s house if he’d just broken in to someone house? Why? Think for fuck sake. Knox bought drugs from Guede, they got high, they went back to her place, Meredith was there, Guede wanted…

For instance, the vast majority of young people know that radio waves transmit cell phone calls, while only 57% of adults over the age of 65 have figured this out.

But there was no burglary you fool. It was very clearly staged. The broken glass was on the outside. Why would a burglar need to stage a burglary? They wouldn’t. Only someone connected with that house would need to do that. And that person is Amanda Knox. She’s guilty. She’s a murdered. And she’s a sociopath. I think…