It was dubbed because American audiences can’t cope with anything that isn’t American. It’s no more complicated than that. I’ve seen British people subtitled in American productions. British people! Americans are so fearful of stepping outside their comfort-zone that it’s just sad.

...her husband wore overalls...

“Can you cite the statute at the federal or state level that she’s supposed to follow?”

I guess Shelter was already taken.

I have multiple ancestors named Honor. They all had children out of wedlock. And I’m pretty sure some of them died of syphillis. But then I guess everyone died of syphillis back then. They were definitely the sluttiest part of my ancestry though. Some of them may have actually been whores. One of them married an…

As per the Apostolic Christian Church website:

“Her attorney, Jonathan D Christman, wrote that forcing her to issue licenses is akin to forcing a person who objects to war into the battlefield, or forcing a person against capital punishment to carry out an execution.”

I feel as though the name of this game is not grammatically correct. You don’t go “to” the Rapture. It just kind of happens and all the annoying Christian people go away. And if everyone goes then what was the point of being an annoying Christian in the first place? I mean, I know it’s pointless but perhaps someone…

Maybe black people should stop looking for a white person to save them and save their Goddamned selves? It’s going to take more than a hash-tag. You’re actually going to have to make a large-scale, coordinated effort. But maybe that sounds too much like hard work?

What part of 2011 came before 2015 was so difficult for Vimeo to comprehend?

Not to mention the impending cockpocolypse. But at least I’ll go out with a bang. Of sorts.

Hmm? Maybe it’s that too often they encounter women who use the prospect of sex to manipulate men to get what they want and then scream “sexual discrimination!” when it doesn’t work? But that’s just a guess. And obviously if a man doesn’t like you it’s because he’s a homosexual. Becausee it couldn’t possibly be that…

The kids probably wondered why the janitorial staff were in their rooms and why they were supposed to be excited about that.

The US rarely extradites any of its citizen no matter what they’ve done.

I hope someone skins and beheads this no doubt tubby fuck. No seriously, I hope he dies. Soon. And preferably horribly. Obviously if we’re shooting for an analogous outcome his wife would need to be raped and his children mauled to death. I’m not saying anyone should do that, I’m just saying I’m okay with it if they…

I think “the little things” are merely a symptom of having realized that you loath the person you’re with. If you actually still liked them you probably wouldn’t notice and/or care about “the little things”.

Regradless, the most important question is: did she even know that that was an option? Is she didn’t then the state and the university are partly to blame for this event.

Those whose behavior doesn’t seem to be affected much by alcohol are known as Hemingways.

So why didn’t she just award full custody to the father? If the mother is a lunatic that would seem to be the first, and most logical, course of action.

Apparently $135,000 wasn’t enough to teach them a lesson. From their website: