I’d be more interested in taking a pill that would improve my follow-through on my current creativity.

When I was at school we spent an entire term studying the greenhouse effect and alternative energy sources as a way to mitigate it in science class. And that was, if I remember correctly, in 1992. It also wasn’t in the US so that probably had something to do with it. We also visited a coal mine the following year.…

Well if Burrowing Owls got you excited I can’t wait to see what you make of the Kakapo (I’m not even making the name up, it’s actually called that, which if you think about it is basically the same as being called shit-shit):

I feel as though the name of this game is not grammatically correct. You don’t go “to” the Rapture. It just kind of happens and all the annoying Christian people go away. And if everyone goes then what was the point of being an annoying Christian in the first place? I mean, I know it’s pointless but perhaps someone…

Girls can’t be strong, that’s simply ridiculous. It says so in the Bible. Some of us need those signs so we don’t accidentally buy bras and tampons. If you don’t tell me it’s not what men like how am I, as a man, suppose to know if I like it? It’s like you expect me to be able to think for myself or something. It’s…

All units of measurement are arbitrary. Silly human.

It was a big WTF but I had been getting a dad vibe from Christian Slater’s character when he repeatedly called Elliot “kiddo”. I’m interested to see how they explain the fact that he met Angela through the legal process following both their parents’ deaths at the hands of Evil Corp.

The only thing I can say is that thankfully this happened at night. If it had happened during the day there would be hundredds instead of dozens of people killed. Just what the hell was in those containers?

What no one debates about Von Braun is that he wanted to get out of Germany.

Maybe black people should stop looking for a white person to save them and save their Goddamned selves? It’s going to take more than a hash-tag. You’re actually going to have to make a large-scale, coordinated effort. But maybe that sounds too much like hard work?

Does anyone who isn’t a Republican actually care? This whole things just looks like certain people grapsing at straws in the hope that they’ll find something. It’s Benghazi redux.

I’m going to be “that guy” and point out that what’s shown in the video isn’t the mass damper moving; it is the building that’s moving. The only reason that it looks like the mass damper is moving is that the camera filming it is attached to the (moving) building.

Corey Stoll is so much better looking without that ridiculous thing on his head (side question: why is he even in this piece of shit show? Seriously, from House of Cards to this abomination? What the? And who blew Satan to get this renewed for a second season? They must be damn good at blowjobs.). However, after the…

I get more of a pedophile vibe from Mr Blobby than an alien vibe. But then perhaps he’s both?

The Plague: Thanks China.

What part of 2011 came before 2015 was so difficult for Vimeo to comprehend?

Not to mention the impending cockpocolypse. But at least I’ll go out with a bang. Of sorts.

What exactly is dark matter?

Bullshit made up just to make someone’s astrophysics math look like it works when it really doesn’t. Why look for the truth when you can just make shit up.

...is he planning on leaving Jordan behind?

I think his first and most critical misstep was naming his food suppliment after a fictional food suppliment that was made out of the corpses of mass murdered people. It might be “cool”, “geeky” or “ironic” but there’s really no getting around the fact that you’re ingesting something based on murdered people meat.…