Seek professional help.

Does Loeb actually have the legal right to take Vergara’s fertilized eggs and implant them in a surrogate without her permission? The answer isn’t simple.

Liberals just can’t help but shit all over themselves. Quick, pick each other to pieces before someone else can. QUICKLY!!!!

Mary is working as a legal assistant but hopes she can return to teaching.

I may never get to the bottom of the enigma that is Megyn Kelly, but dammit if she doesn’t make me want to watch.

...which is the official handshake of MRA’s around the globe...

Far be it from me to defend a Kardashinan fame-whore but that’s not black-face.

Pro Wrestling is the gayest thing I’ve ever seen. And I’m gay.

I'm thankful that I'm a gay man and don't have to regularly engage with this kind of bullshit. Get a fucking hobby. You are so tiresome. I honestly don't know how heterosexual men put with you.

Have you ever tried to shove a multivitamin down a baby's throat? If you have please tell us how that worked out.

Nay. Cats have to eat meat because they are unable to produce the essential fatty acid taurine (yes, the stuff that's in Red Bull*). So you can feed your dog and/or your baby a vegan diet. But don't expect them to be particularly healthy.

I've used it and it is pretty good. Especially the pomegranate one. The honey one? Not so much. Unless you like eating candles in which case you'll love it.

I've used it and it is pretty good. Especially the pomegranate one. The honey one? Not so much. Unless you like…

No, it wouldn't.

For people not familiar with Japan it is a blatantly racist culture. It also has an incredibly small population (relative to other nations) of people who are not ethnically Japanese. Even Koreans aren't good enough for them. And you can forget about trying to get them to admit that they committed atrocious war crimes…

Dr Phil is a parasite. Send in the exterminators.

He's always been a douche. He's one of two reasons (the other being James May) that I can't stand to watch Top Gear. They're just such tools.

Boring.

"killed it" is an understatement. She just keeps getting better and better.

I still don't get the whole nipple thing. Why is it okay for men but okay for women? What's the difference? And breasts are specifically evolved to provide nourishment to babies. So why is it not okay? Do Republicans not like babies? Because they sure do talk about how important babies are a lot. Though I suppose that…

"It's not me, it's you."