If I were you I wouldn't be applying for any jobs in statistical analysis any time soon.

As if I'd let a woman near enough to me to do that.

Will you be following this up with an article on how to kick a woman in the cunt? No, I didn't think so. You gals are so predictable. And pathetic. You make misogyny even easier - not to mention more appealing - than it already is. You're vile shrews who deserve all the disrespect that you garner. Have fun with that.

Chinese are so gauche.

Because this is Jezebel and grotesque double-standards are all the rage. As is seeking to demean anyone who dares to question those double-standards. This is what so-called "feminism" has degenerated into in 21st Century America. It's no wonder that many people feel uncomfortable identifying themselves as feminist…

Maher is right. Islam is a plague. And while you're all sitting around patting yourselves on the back about how not racist you are (despite the fact that Islam is not a "race", but whatever) Muslims the world over are bit by bit chipping away at the freedoms that you take for granted. But hey, at least you're not…

Jezebel: Guilty until proven innocent - and then probably guilty still.

Why are virtually all women's Halloween costumes basically "<insert occupation, super hero or Disney princess> dressed as a whore"? What's up with that? Who even wears these costumes? Outside the house I mean.

The gemstone are sitting on a bed of stone granules concentrating and radiating the positive prayers.

Ugh. Major first world problem. If Hale had spent as much time making sure her book wasn't crap as she did stalking the person who thought it was crap it may not have turned out crap. But I guess we'll never know now. And I'm totally fine with that. Oh, and Ms Hale if you're reading this and about to commence stalking…

Oh great, they take religion with them. That's just what we need.

I'd eat Dereck Jeter's asshole. Just saying.

My cousin was murdered and put in the trunk of a car. Or possibly put in the trunk of a car and then murdered. It was in Spain so you can image how excellent the police investigation was. But regardless he was suffocated and shot in the head. Or shot in the head and then suffocated. I would assume the former since if…

Diet Coke? If you're going to all that effort at least make it taste like real Coke.

He doesn't have nearly enough forehead. It's distressing me.

You really shouldn't lick reptiles; they're covered in Salmonella.

It's actually done using a combination of the two. Positive results of a PSA test as frequently false positives and therefore have to be followed up by a DRE.

The trend is part of a state health standard that requires all prospective teachers to undergo various examinations (men over 40 must undergo a prostate exam), but these tests required of women are intrusive and violate any semblance of privacy.

That was like watching a really bad, totally unfunny stand-up routine at an open-mic night.

I thought she was a marine biologist?