I’m going to email Jesse Tyler Ferguson and tell him it’s “antidote” not “anecdote.”

He also said anecdote not antidote.

Which shift was Tiffany working?

was her pocketbook was stuffed with extra ketchup packets, splenda and napkins?

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

As a lifelong Indians fan for a long time I didn’t think of Chief Wahoo as racist. I genuinely believe that most fans who where Indians gear with Chief Wahoo on them aren’t racist and don’t think of it as anything other than a log they’ve known their whole lives. But it is racist and it’s time for the logo to be…

April of this year—the beginning of the baseball season—Indians owner Paul Dolan said the team would move away from using the demeaning depiction of a supposed Native American, instead making the block-letter “C” the team’s primary logo.

At this point the Colts should probably just tank the season and hope they finally get lucky enough to find a franchise quarterback in the draft.

...or they’re super obviously teasing a game and know damn well what people will think...

Every directional state can be combined with its partner. Done.

Negative interest? What does he look like, a Japanese bank?

I’m also for a Cubs-Indians series, because wouldn’t it just be spectacular and funny if twice in one year the obvious best team in a sport lost the championship to a team from Cleveland?

Anyone who says Heidi Klum isn’t a 10 anymore is right—she’s an F, because she’s broken base-10 and moved us straight to hexidecimal

I have no idea what the answer is, only that this seems terrifying. Good luck :/

My kid will be four in December, and she’s a goddamn demon on a bike. Not a balance bike or a bike with training wheels, an honest-to-goodness two-wheeler, and she’s been dominating that thing for a year now. At first I was apprehensive, but I figured if I slapped a helmet on her head and kept an eye on her she’d be…

I used to like Griffin before he soled out.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

That’s all I ever want to do.

This just makes me want to watch an Alton vs. Kenji cook off... Now that would be some good food TV.