With those baby hands? He’s not shocking anyone.

Wow. And to think I’ve erroneously called it ‘Cleveland’ for years.

Why don’t you take a moment to think about this callous and irrelevant remark?

“Tiffany: 8/10 would def smash”

-Dad

Shut the fuck up, moron.

You know what’s frustrating?

If Britain and the US took these refugees, this story wouldn't exist.

fixed the team statement for you guys...

Yeah but on the breathalyzer did he blow a 3-1 lead in the Finals? Didn’t think so.

My vote is for your sarcasm detector!

If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.

Trainer: What’s your name?

In that case, great! The Ice Bucket challenge raised quite a bit of money and awareness, and there have been some pretty serious breakthroughs in ALS research because of that.

phone’s got a running app, that’s sports

If a shoe and apparel company wants advertising on the site in association with a viral hoax they can call our sales department.

Black boxes? Cover up? Where is Malaysian Airlines Flight 370?! JET FUEL DOESN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS!

Ooooh! OOOOOH! I’ll take “The noise Teddy’s knee made” for $500, Alex!

Wow. They already have one QB who can’t stand up; why add another?

Benjeahzi.