Not shown: Thomas Jefferson knocking up dozens of cheerleaders

Abe's got him got him boxed out like Red Square.

FINNISH HER!

Let's be honest, 70% of Congress could fold tomorrow + nobody would notice a difference w/ possible exception of increase in passed legislation.

When the Beavers needed him to score, he scored.

I remember a similar story about Tim Tebow. Someone at a Denver game a few years back slipped and fell in the stairwell and looked like they hurt their ankle, so Tim ran to one of the concession stands and tossed him a bag of ice which went way over the guy's head. The 2nd bag of ice landed 5 feet in front of the guy.…

To that point, you'd reckon that if you saw anybody in drag that it would be Michael Sam.

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

This story has inspired me, and on Valentine's Day no less. Tonight, when I finish 30 minutes ahead of my wife, I vow to stay awake and congratulate her perseverance.

* Writers @ Kotaku

Holy cow! She really wanted to fly United.

I'll admit it. I'm willing to pay money for a livestream of DMX pissing on Zimmerman's face.

It's bullshit that she was even allowed to keep competing. After going over on her ankle, she should have lost.

Quit trying to copy us and stick to building tractors-

Funny, I would love to have a Hindustan Ambassador. I'd make it a lowrider, too. Why not be low, if you're also gonna be slow?

Ugg...

Lies. It's never, ever Lupus.