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Holy cow! She really wanted to fly United.

I'll admit it. I'm willing to pay money for a livestream of DMX pissing on Zimmerman's face.

It's bullshit that she was even allowed to keep competing. After going over on her ankle, she should have lost.

Quit trying to copy us and stick to building tractors-

Funny, I would love to have a Hindustan Ambassador. I'd make it a lowrider, too. Why not be low, if you're also gonna be slow?

Ugg...

Lies. It's never, ever Lupus.

The Scariest Man Alive Wears a Cardigan

"Happy Birthday Tim!"

played out, like kwame and them....

Finally. Someone worthy wins a lottery.

Lets be real.

At school the Friday before Super Sunday we paraded around school in Bengal costumes made from paper shopping bags.

I will never tire of the Schaub family Christmas photo.

That'll do, Puig. That'll do.

I'm no Zaku, boy, NO ZAKU!

Hydrogen Tetroxide and Unsymmetrical Dimethyl Hydrazine would probably be banned under international law as chemical agents if they weren't so useful as a sortable hypergolic oxidizer and fuel respectively. Usually, they are used in small quantities in upper stages or for orientation thrusters. During the '50s and…