That’s so funny ... that’s EXACTLY where I was like “we’re done here.”

This is the most Canadian thing I've ever read.

Thanks for that. The Fuck Winning piece was one of the best things I’ve read in a long time. I have a one-year-old boy, and the thought of him being carefree, playing in the yard made me tear up. I read it to my wife and she looked at me like a crazy person. I also hate the shit out of James Harrison, so that’s an…

Is it my fault that Kyle left?

I hate the Packers’ publicly owned shit so much. It’s a substantial amount of money, too.

Given the staff’s political leanings, I assume we’ll endorse fucking Bane or something.

Here’s a sneak peek behind the curtain.

Elmo, however...

A Drew-sized Leslie would be unstoppable.

Will any of you ever reveal who the time-traveling gentleman on the bottom left is?

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Last year of high school, my drama teacher got me a neat gig as a student observer with the Vancouver Opera Company on a production of Candide. It was really cool. I got to go to rehearsals, meet cast & crew, and wander around back stage of the vancouver playhouse. Anyway, i got tickets for my mom and a friend to see…

I (too) was riding the L train one warm Summer morning on my way to work. It was as average a morning as could be with a full load of people on that particular car. Directly to my right was an elderly lady who was probably around 75 years old. Across from me was a Latin family with four children, the youngest being…

I lived in NYC from 1998 to earlier this year, so there were lots and lots, but two specifically stand out in my mind.
1) It was early in the evening, maybe 7 or 8, one Saturday night and my now wife then girlfriend are riding a downtown R train to go do something. Things are moving along pretty normally until Herald…

This thing wasn’t physically disgusting, but it was disgusting behavior. A man, a woman and a young boy, probably four or five years old, were seated across from me on the train. The child asked his mother if the guy was going to be staying at the house tonight, and the mother told him yes. He looked forlorn. The guy…

This reminded me of my worst CTA story. I too ride the red line and get off at the Jackson stop. On my way to work one morning, the guy sitting next to me taps me on the shoulder and says, “hey man, watch out. I’m about to puke” and proceeds to throw up right into his backpack. Fortunately, this was about 30 seconds…

The redline is the grossest. I once saw a girl throw up into a paper bag from Giordano’s and have it burst all over the floor. She started to wail, but only because she was devastated the “cubs fucking looooooooost! this is the worst fucking day of my fucking liiiiiiiife”. This was in the middle of December, so no…

This is a heard story, not a saw, so please don’t kill me. It is the most disgusting thing that I’ve ever encountered on transit, though. I was on the #6 Bus in Chicago, travelling south to my work-study job at a youth center on 76th Street. The bus turns left at 67th street, and it was then that a man got on.

About 10 years ago I was uptown waiting for a train, when a homeless man spotted me and started saying “Hey, n****r boy! Where you going n****r boy???” over and over again. After a while I decided to put my headphones on to try to ignore him, and that proved to be a huge mistake. If I’d been paying closer attention, I…

This is so easy. I saw this on Amtrak