This would be A-W-E-S-O-M-E.

The Rockies could use a new manager. I’m sure a jack of all trades like Mr. Tomsula couldn’t do any worse than the guy that currently has the job.

Cam is so good the Panthers have only lost one game. He’s fucking elite!!

Marino is not elite?

Cops’d have to shoot him.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!

too bad she got fired.

My small batch bourbon maker in Denver looks like a biker (as in Harley Davidson, not 20 year old schwinn fixie).

I think most of the ones kicking around new in box are boxes that were lost in a warehouse and found a decade or three later. Therefore, they never made it to the shelf to be purchased in the first place.

Is someone cutting an onion in here?

Serena Williams is a person.

Well, it is SportsPERSON of the year, not SportsCREATURE.

works so well at Jezebel that Denton fired CA Pinkham.

He chose $184 million from Chicago over $200 million from St. Louis.

Toledo is an infinitely superior city.

Wow.

He’s also only 26. He could still get better.

What you did there. I see it.

Holy Shit, the Cubs are going to be monsters. And they’re slaying the Redbirds before the games even start, to boot.