The media couldn’t give two shakes about summits like this. (How often do these sort of summit meeting making it on Jezebel alone? Anyone?) But add an A list star and now you have a story. It’s sad but true. And Jolie knows this. If she is anything, she is media savvy. So, good for her for manipulating the media into…

You’re right about that.

When the people are reffering to the Onion for evidence, common sense moves aren’t very common

He has a face that looks like the result of Gary Shandling mating with a pig.

I really like the beginning of the video where he complains about not getting an advanced warning of his arrest and the charges against him. It’s like he’s used to living in an entirely different legal system in which crimes are negotiated away with money before charges are ever pressed. That part alone convinces me…

“There are some people here who think they are more pious than thou. If you’re pious, open a church, friends. Our business is our business.”

FIFA is proof that there is no length rich old men will go to get even richer.

Oh for fuck’s sake. So basically having the children of the family molested by an older sibling is a big bummer? Well, we hope it won’t happen, but if it does, them’s the breaks and no biggie?

Yes. Yes, they are.

Well-adjusted 14 year olds do not “play doctor” with younger siblings.

Build a time machine so we can go back and not invade Iraq in 2003.

The show would be far more interesting to me if one family was already upper middle-class. Like, see if the comfy family gives away their money.

This. It feels like the perfect show for any rich asshole to point at and be like “See? The ‘poor’ family must not be that bad off since they turned down 100k!”

I think there should be a show where people vie for a donor organ. Nine AB-negative contestants enter, only one comes out with a new kidney.

Reality television is constantly finding a new way to disgust me.

I think this is bullshit. At our most financially dire it would be horrible for someone to present my mother with the chance of having money vs some guilt about paying it forward. It seems on some level to be paying on the guilt that a lot of poor and low income families have about whether they are in a position where…

Working title: The Blade

Probably because even if a judge ruled in his favor, he wouldn’t get a lot of money out of a college student. Columbia, however, is another matter entirely.

It would be horrible if someone were to publish an Amazon purchase history for one Natasha Vargas-Cooper.

now when I vote for Hillary I get to say FUCK YOU LARRY UPRIGHT, YOU ROTTING CORPSE