A dude with 44 Dunkin’ Donuts franchises wants a little more cash?

She realized she was on camera. She just didn’t have the self control to hold back the vitriol once she got going. Can you imagine how she treats the people in her life?

Last time I ate an oyster, after being harassed by family to try one, I immediately threw it up onto the table. I’m 32.

I like pizza. That is the only food group I will ever need.

It’s not just that the prices have skyrocketed, it’s that the quality has tanked. In college I would splurge on one of their cashmere v-necks a year and gradually built up a nice little collection that lasted most of a decade. Two of the last three sweaters I bought there arrived with holes in them. Also 98% of their…

So not snark, but straight up concern trolling where you shit on a human being’s appearance? Oh, okay then.

You mean she's not young anymore?

Maybe the saddest part of all of this is that the Navy named the F-35B's tailor-made ship the USS America. Then again, considering how seemingly mismanaged our country has become, this may actually be a fairy accurate title.

Especially when combined with our ridiculous debt, crumbling infrastructure, unacceptable levels of poverty, outrageously priced health care, unsustainable retirement funding, shitty public education systems, etc. etc.

And they made her a “she” and mentioned that repeatedly, because then it would somehow seem less offensive or skeezy than if the hypothetical “junior communications staffer” was male and did the same thing. Aren’t they clever.

This entire family is all the proof I need that there is no God!

I didn't notice the camel toe at first, now think I need to drink some cranberry juice.

Church of the Holy Self Promotion.

It’s called being fashionable and knowing how to balance. They love having white on the outside of their bodies, and black inside them.

That's brilliant. These hoes have taken scheming to a whole new level.

There is nothing worth pirating now a days. It's all shit.

Yep, and frankly I never understood the purpose of services like this or Spotify. Why would you pay a monthly fee to rent music? Wouldn't it be better/cheaper to own your own music files and play them on your jukebox of choice? In my case since I collect vinyls, I buy them on Amazon and most of the time I get a free…

But in all seriousness, this whole fiasco gives me an almost overwhelming urge to start pirating all of my music from mow on

You hit someone, you're fired. I wish more people understood that. If I deck someone at my office, I expect to be 1.) arrested, and 2.) fired.