LMAO!!! I can't believe I missed that when it would have been funnier.

No one denies the fact that doing all of that would harm the country; what the writer of the story was trying to convey is that he believes all of Newt's paranoia is based on an imaginary sci-fi weapon that doesn't actually exist.

Is it possible your size has made you a violent & confrontational person?

Ring his bells? Like... with a happy ending?

This has nothing to do with white people, nor America. Don't generalize. Racism and ignorance exists in all nations and all cultures, so please don't pretend like it doesn't.

Whenever I see that pic, all I can think is "oh haaaaaaaai"...

Skeptical.

The "You guys look like two seals fighting over a grape" line gets a bad rap. I thought it was hilarious, well placed, and fit perfectly with the character's dynamic.

"Turn the book of evil into a box of evil, and maybe we've got something.."

Yeah kinda' like what Tom.Gilheany001 said the day before...

You're quick!

*YAWN*

You've committed a horrible, horrible sin.

AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Noob...

That's awesome. I think we should permanently change our flag to have 50 skulls on it instead of the stars. It would be like - "The United States of Pirate Ships Are Fukcing Sweet America"!!! Be afraid, Iran. Be very afraid!!!

Jesus.. you're like Seth in Superbad...

I'm actually going by well known world history (though your attempts at humor are quite well received. Keep them coming)!

"it would be the most significant finding in the history of the human race.."

This was almost funny, except that Cicero was killed some time before Caligula was born.

Because science!!!