Opposable thumb trumps size any day of the week! Where's the butter?

Unknown model, but the photo is taken by Gavin O'Neill.

"I facepalmed so hard I broke my own heart."

I would prefer to err on the side of caution, in this case, you know.. with alien microbes and all.. ;^)

That said - Tom Baker scarf FTW!!!

You're assuming that, if there are any microbial life forms found in said Martian water, that it would be safe for human consumption. Take a minute and step back from what you are implying: the consumption of an alien microbe would have no negative effects on human health...?

That's true. Didn't realize how efficient the 360 actually is, though a PS3 slim uses much less. Found this chart for those interested:

"Then what took so long?"

It was ridiculously bad back then, you were just too young to realize it at the time. The new one is much, much better.

You are correct in stating that Mars has a very thin atmosphere and no magnetosphere. These two things - but most importantly the no magnetosphere part - are the things that humans have to worry about the most. Without a magnetosphere, our DNA is broken down from all the cosmic radiation pretty quickly. Between…

Have you ever drank said lake or river water and suffered from massive diarrhea/dysentery?

I think the OP was confused and thought the discover of water meant ocean/lake. He clearly didn't read the article... nor did the OP pay attention to any public common knowledge available to anyone for the past 40 years..

You mean go to Venus instead of Mars? I think the 93 bars of pressure, sulfuric acid clouds, and absolute lack of all water on Venus would beg otherwise...

Hearted!

More. Lots more.

Well clearly your age hasn't allowed you to come to grips when you're wrong and not man enough to admit so. You can't even back up your preposterous claims. Stop arguing for the sake of arguing; you're embarrassing yourself.

No it doesn't. What's the big deal? We get a unified OS that offers both an optimized GUI for a touch screen, plus the traditional GUI for all the old school peeps. I honestly don't see what the big bitch-fest is all about.

LOL!!! +10.

You owe me 1 minute and 55 seconds of my life back.

Yep.