As much as I despise a bad parking job, I'm more impressed with the symmetry. Bravo asshat!

Make a powerful stock Android 4.0.1 handset with a slightly smaller high resolution display, thin anodized aluminum body (maybe a Nexus of some sort) and, BOOM problem solved. I'll be around back.

Agreed. I work for Sprint, and you'd be surprised how many people want to "test out" every model available.

I think this sums up how I feel...

I know! I know!

Everybody stand back...

Agreed. Also, f*ck Madden.

That's why it's not on the list.

Tower Fan. They're awesome, and most of them have built-in ionizers.

I'm definitely no expert, but I have rooted several Android devices. From my understanding, most launchers do not require root access. I've always thought of launchers being mostly cosmetic. A custom ROM on the other hand typically require root, and provide a myriad of features besides themes. A ROM can benefit your…

*runs* *kicks mailbox on the way* :-)

I'm 27. Heard it in High school.

Save a seat for me then. I'm pretty sure my neighbors heard me laughing at this.

Is that a beer??

Kazama Jin -

Shhh...one mustn't speak of the pussy lock, for the Greek goddess Pussalia will smite the.

Wait a minute...Aeris dies???..Thanks for the spoiler alert asshats.

Uh, double rainbow?

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*Cancels pre-order*