1. Ordinary People: Because they don’t know which way to go. They’re just ordinary, People. Maybe they should take it slow.

Yeah, my thoughts are, “oh, you don’t want to stand up the moment you have a chance when you fly? Give it 10-15 years. you will. Even though my knees don’t usually bother me, after sitting on a plane for hours they really start to bother me. Standing is the best way to alleviate that.

I hate flying.

Yes. I also stand up because I’m 6' and probably just spent the last couple hours with someone reclining onto my knees. Between that and the elevation shift, my legs literally hurt by the end of the flight and I want to be standing and walking as soon as possible.

Yeah my answers to all these are “My back hurts and my legs are cramping”

Exactly. If I’ve been on a plane for hours, only able to stretch for a few minute on the way to the bathroom, I’m standing up right away. I’m not trying to get anywhere faster, and I’m not trying to line-jump (I hate those people). All I want is to restore circulation to my extremities while I wait another 20 minutes…

But should the plane break up and go across the tarmac in a fiery pinwheel of death, the tail section by the bathrooms is the part most likely to stay intact.  You could be the survivor!

Amen, my brother!

Touche

In the household designated bread box - the microwave

How dare you!
I sleep on an Ikea bed.
I am typing this on a desk from Ikea.

If I knew how to ban someone from kinja, I would.

My go-to has always been a study glass pipe. When I was younger, I reveled in a three-chambered, spiral-carbed, ice-bepinched bong that sounded like a Ferrari when I hit it, but it was WAY too much effort to keep clean and my (now) wife hated that having a bong in the house essentially tattled to all our houseguests…

I still just smoke a bowl on occasion. I must prefer my vaporizer bong but sometimes I don’t want to mess with it and just fire up the old trusty glass pipe for a few quick hits.

I intentionally don’t keep a pipe on hand and only roll joints. If I ever feel like I want to get high but don’t have the motivation or capacity to roll a joint, I probably shouldn’t be smoking weed.

I love flower, but there are some times when that vape pen comes in handy. I have SEVERE social anxiety, so being able to go outside and take a few (mostly) undetectable puffs is a lifesaver.

Vape pens are amazing for the stoner on the go. In my opinion a good blunt is still the coolest way to smoke but a bubbler/bong is probably the most enjoyable.  A bowl is a good device for social smoking too.

Yes from a fellow old. Bowls>every other method. I don’t need a fucking weed delivery system that needs to be charged.

I’m here with you. I refuse to unplug my phone just so I can charge my book, cigarette, and pot. Roll a joint or pack a bowl and you’re fucking done. If you have a one-hitter for a concert or something, great.