Doesn’t anyone just smoke a bowl anymore?

Don’t forget to invite your new Ukrainian bride to partake

I still smoke bowls with my SO. We’re in our early 30s and all our cooler friends mock us for being so unhip, but I stand with you. 

I agree that regular old flower a glass pipe is the best delivery method in most situations. The vape pen is clutch though if you need to hide the smell or if you want to be able to smoke in semi-public. You can puff on a vape pen in the men’s room at a restaurant, which is not an option with your sock roach.

My niece Jody is a doctor, everybody calls her Jody, her sister is a doctor, her name is Roxanne, another niece is married to a doctor, his name is Sam. My friend Howard’s son is a doctor, his name is Blair. I owned a sailboat with a doctor, everybody called him Dr. Jim. I called him crew.

My dad hated being called “Doctor” outside the hospital and actively avoided getting it on his credit card until they did it for him one time. Any doctor (or medical professional in general) knows that when you say you work in medicine you’re going to get a bunch of people telling you about their messed up bodies when…

I’m with you here, and unless it was a work situation, I would gleefully even tell a stranger who asked me to call him/her “Doctor” whatever that I would not do it. With the exact same tone as Jim when he tells Andy he won’t call him Drew.

Screw that. I’ve had to do a welfare check on my neighbor whose garage was open for 3 days. Police came, knocked on the front door first, walked around the house, THEN went into the house through the garage. Man apparently had a heart attack. They never drew their guns but they identified themselves when they walked…

I had a friend from college named Thor (pronounced Tor). Thor became a Medical Doctor. Forever his name is Docthor whether he likes it or not. I can not believe everyone in his practices does not call him Docthor, it blows my mind.

Omg haha, the next level from that is a PhD who isnt even a medical doctor asking to be called doctor. Even in academia I would tell them to beat it.

he would really prefer me to call him Doctor Lastname

The only time I ever use “Doctor” is when someone jerkoff yells profanity at me WATCH WHERE YOU’RE GOING ASSHOLE!I always reply THAT’S DR ASSHOLE!

The thing that really bothers me is if he goes by “doctor bobby” then should he be “uncle doctor bobby” and not “doctor uncle bobby”?

Doctor Lastname is an asshole. None of my friends or family call me Doctor except when busting my balls and anything else would be weird. When people I do business with call me doctor, I tell them not to but they don’t always listen and I don’t push the point because it just isn’t worth the trouble.

No one calls me Dr outside of patients, and I don’t call anyone Dr unless I’m their patient or it’s a coworker in front of patients. The exceptions to this are coworkers who I hate (I just refer to them by their last name), and when there happens to be a social situation where everyone in the group has a doctorate…

One of my best friends is a dentist (met him after dental school) and he has never asked me to call him “Doctor” (though I do go Hangover on him from time to time and say “you’re not a doctor, you’re a dentist). My dad never asked people to call him “Doctor” outside of the hospital/office but one of my friend’s dads…

I would have gone a slightly different route. I’d agree to call him “doctor” but I’d tell him that his real last name will never, ever be used. He’d have to basically choose between maintaining our previous arrangement or constantly being referred to as “Dr. Feelgood,” “Dr. Nick Riviera,” “Dr. Demento,” “Dr. Mengele,” …

This.

Exactly... you can only do so much or be ostracized.  And oh I was ostracized, but I had rank and seniority as a civil servant so they could not do much to me.  As far as the hero part, I can agree.  All I wanted to do was change a life; just one life.