Dude. 

You should try doing it while asking a man for naked photos of his wife!

I will die upon the Hill of Dude. I am a man who came of age in the 80's when Dudes were Dudes and Bro’s had not yet harshed our Dudeness. A Dude is a man of relaxed character and mellow disposition, The Dude was called so for a reason.

I just want to go on record saying, Yes, yes I HAVE been signing this headline to Phil Collin’s Another Day in Paradise all day.

I get tired of the “Oh, she’s crazy” excuse for this stuff.   There are lot of crazy people out there who don’t run around doing this shit.  A lot of the time they just yell stuff about Jesus!

“So, what did you play?”

Almost always. 

I want to be disgusted and say you are an awful person, but I also know that you’re right. 

The Force is worthless if you can’t show off with it.

Once you’ve met a Chett with Two T’s, you’ve met ALL the Chett’s with Two T’s, the are universal and utterly not worth remembering. 

I don’t know that I’ve thought about it, but I guess I would have to go with The Brown Liquor someone hides in the trunk of their car? I’ve read a lot of Michael’s Cookout posts.

Clearly, it’s to pay the lap dancers on Air Force One. 

So long story short, got any advice on dealing with bad in-laws?

Thing was he HAD connections with various police departments who gave him good info from time to time, but that didn’t change that he was gonna get someone killed with his wannabe cop nonsense.  

Do you think you’d notice some sketchy guys in a Crown Vic tailing you all the way home?

But, even though they didn’t start the fire, it is people like them who leave the barn door unlocked.

Can you “infiltrate” somewhere if they put down a welcome mat and keep a spare bedroom ready for you?

More to the point, 39 is far too old for nonsense like this. 

what kind of food wrapper have we as a society consumed the most of

This sounds like a reasonable hypothesis to me.  I don’t think I’ve ever intentionally used it.