So dramatic. SO MUCH MYSTERY.

I use 1/2 way down for the casual bird,  usually between friends.  The full finger flip is for when I am REALLY pissed and is most often a double bird with rise and fall. 

It truly did.

My question is... when did kids get so soft?

That mugshot is the epitome of *record scratch* Yup, that’s me, and you are probably wondering how I got here...

Black crew socks?  My god, I’ve become accidentally fashionable.

I saw this story yesterday and was transported back to grade school picture day and trying to slip a cool photo past the teacher and photographer. All I can say hell yeah Andrew!

Do you...do you need a hug?  You seem like you might need a hug.  It’s ok, I’m white, so you won’t betraying your Aryan Blood if I give you a hug.  Bring it in buddy...there you go...there you go...let it all out now, just let it out...

I cannot WAIT for Biden to announce just to stop the Hot Takes about Beto.

Anyone who comes at with stone or steel in my whiskey is gonna get them hucked at their damn head while they scurry into the kitchen to find some damn ice. 

My list was by no means exclusive. 

Late GenX.

Are universally quotable films dead? I’m still here banging out lines from Step Brothers.

I put on Fox and Friends for you, Good Night Barron....

Harlem is IN Manhattan, but it wasn’t (isn’t?) part of what people thought (think) of AS Manhattan. (Over the last 15 years, I’ve slowly watched it become more and more like the rest of Manhattan for better and worse.) The heart of Harlem, is still still separate city from the rest of Manhattan.

My only point here is that people can have a black friend or a black lover and still do or say racist shit.

Gazelle doesn’t eat meat, but the lion eats the gazelle.  As for people, when I die you are welcome to prepare my dead ass however you like, I recommend using a lot of spices as I will primarily taste of whiskey.

Like any good four year old, my logic is impervious to your moralizing. 

They really don’t NEED to, there are McDonalds. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE UP TO LIONS!

You know what, I am just gonna say what we ARE all thinking here people!  I DO like a Pat Benatar ditty!  And I am not ashamed.