I’ve a feeling this comment will garner more hate replies than anything I’ve ever written on Kinja. 

I dunno, I can’t reach it, I might enjoy it. Who can say?

Or, perhaps, it had a natural beret? (There is TMI story behind this I will not share because the details would disturb.)

What say you, unabashed meat eaters, WHAT SAY YOU?

Damn, Michael is just killing it today!  I mean, yeah, every day, but today he is on fire. 

And now I am trying not to cry at my desk on a Friday morning. 

I wish I could condense this article into pill form and slip it into the drinks of my dense white kin who simply CANNOT understand what I say when I try explain the concept. 

I always thinks of the Seinfeld bit about breaking up not being like turning keys on a nuclear missile.

My beef with mayo bullies is that they demand I like mayonnaise, and I have 42 years of extensive research, aka being alive, to know that will never be the case.

I moved here with a DEAL!  We have cold nasty snowy Winters and decent Summers and someone has ALTERED the deal.  I pray they do not alter it further. 

Like this city isn’t a ball sweat hellscape in Summer as it is, and you want MORE HamNo?

It never sees the light of day. We’d never get anyone to listen to it. We’d never get signed.

I left DC 15 years ago and I have not had a decent Half Smoke since. 

Also, I have learned things about Ashley that frankly explain so much about her particular...style...

Ashley doing this is the ONLY thing that can make me as happy as Drew being back!

In this analogy, Hillary was the Greek Pizza Incident of 2018?  :)

You know, white people of a certain age.

They can do what I do, read the many fine instructional articles right here on The Root :)

They are only getting an INVITE, Stephen’s not asking them to bring a dish or anything! I mean, the man has standards!