Thank you! Are people out there eating with their butt cheeks or something? This is only reason I can imagine for worrying about the sanitary sitch of your ass muffins.

I need to go take a dip in a bleach vat at the very thought. 

Wait, what? Am I supposed to duck in a stall or something? I’ve been corking this puppy so I don’t crop dust the office, and now I can’t Blow the Brown Bugle while taking a whiz?! This is LITERALLY the only place in the office where people SHOULD be farting.

what broadcasting duo would you like to see fight one another? Would you want to see an even fight or a one-sided affair?

“Oops did I say that out loud? Does anyone want some more tea? Not you, uncle Jimmy because it might be too ‘sweet’ for you.”

I think of myself as more a Wankpire. 

Can confirm, death while masturbating is the worst way. The cops and EMT’s WILL laugh at you.

A suitcase is a rigid rectangle shape that holds it’s form, an bag is not rigid and can more or less take on the form of what you put in it.  Also, Papa has a brand new suitcase is not such a great song title. 

I hope she does it. I don’t think she expect to succeed if she does go forward, but just to put into the public record testimony of systemic illegal disenfranchisement is a minor victory. Of course, if she lines up 18k witnesses, that would kick very much ass!

I just see Mueller walking along, long jacket, bullet proof vest, whistling Farmer in the Dell...

Honest to god, I did not step FOOT in a record store until sometime in ‘89, I grew up is the ASS end of nowhere, so all I had was Columbia House and whatever happen to be in the racks of the Base Exchange (military brat).

defending We Built This City is weapons-grade performative contrarianism

Plus, it annoys the shit out of people, so pretty love it mostly for that reason. 

WHAT could be MORE 80's than doing a song for coke money?!?

Samantha Fox, I remember her...but not for her songs.  

YES! This is in fact the best way to describe the entire decade!

Who hurt you?  Phil has done nothing but bring love and joy into the world.

Oh hell yeah, I spent Christmas in the Panama Canal Zone in 96 and if I ever hear Hotel California or Feliz Navidad I get extremely triggered.

Oh, we are about to fight now! NEVER SPEAK ILL OF PHIL!

But I don’t get the hatred of We Built This City, by Starship.