I’ve a special glove weighted with lead shot just for this job!

I fully concur that Blue Cheese is the optimal wing dip, but in NO way can it be made “lite”.  So, if you are looking to shave a calorie, you are left with the sub par Ranch Option. 

I mean, have you guys even factored in the long term cost of toilet paper because apparently, that is a thing.

This COULD be their hobby, you don’t know.  Some people collect stamps, others talk poop.  I don’t judge. 

Got with the “lite” ranch, you can squeeze out another six months of heart beats. 

I figure I’ve eaten my body weight in chicken over the course of my life.  Basically, I’ve eaten a chicken the size of the Family Guy chicken.  Which probably explains why that chicken is so pissed. 

Well,The National Popular Vote Interstate Compact would effectively nullify the Electoral College if we could get enough states to pass it.  But that is a big if. 

I was gonna say what do we think the over under is on Jr having more than ONE woman in his past he’s done something wrong as hell toward.

So when you tell me to go back to Africa if I don’t like how America treats black people, I would remind you that we tried, Bobby.

I can understand that.

OMG!! But you SHOULD be.  This was hilarious!

Anyone else need some kind of diagram or power point to clarify who did what and how they were related in the Letter of the Week?

They will all suffer eternal torment in the Time of My Ascension.

I was today years old when I learned that cracker derives from whip cracker...which makes what I thought was a pretty comment on the pale blandness of white people something rather less funny.

Extreme witchcraft?  That is crazy talk,  Bey practices a reasonable and moderate amount of witchcraft! 

Also, yes I DID live on one of the myriad Livingstone Roads. 

I lived in Fort Washington about half way between downtown DC and Waldorf, even halfway there Waldorf was far as fuck. Plus, back in the early 00's it was full of rednecks.  Which adds at least one hundred psychic miles to the trip. 

Because I’ve been in the service for 200 years. I was in the Revolution (Not the Prince one, the other one).

Damn, this deserves more stars!

Tweezers and tongs, you don’t know tweezers and tongs until you see a pile of surgical instruments...all the look the same to your eyes but hand the wrong one to a surgeon and see what happens!