It’s OK, Sarah Hucakbee Sanders will happily fill in!

COME ON WHITE FEMINIST I GOTTA HUNDO ON YOU!

I do not actually know what Succession IS, but I totally would say Success deez nuts.

Yup, we are done here!

I am not equipped with enough word-knitting ability to weave a tapestry out of the favor some almighty things has bestowed upon this royal voicebox.

No one uses “wypipo” out of anger, hate or even retribution. It is a small symbolic reclamation of power. It is a symbolic swipe at a powerful monster.

This deserves ALL the stars.

Why doesn’t Jerry Jones respect our troops enough to honor the flag?

I’ve definitely done the Reverse Can Thumb Thrust method of opening, but it is not my standard. I strongly suspect when I was doing it, I was trying to imply I was some sort of bad ass with which one would not wish to fuck, or alternately the kind of manly man one might wish TO fuck.

If Omarosa told me shit stinks, I would still need to sniff it for verification.  We ALL know he said, there is almost certainly a tape of him saying it, and it could run 24/7 on CNN and nothing would change.  The people who hate him will continue to hate in and the MAGA Chuds will love him even more because here is…

And one Uncle with a glass of brown liquor giving commentary on the side. 

Can you imagine being called before the Executive Board of the Black Legislative American Cookouts Council? Forget the Supreme Court, you had best have your shit together before stepping into THAT kitchen.

I was one of the Naderites back in 2000, it seemed harmless. (And it was, I was in Virginia at the time) After the wars, Katrina, the Crash I realized that voting has fucking consequences, and that MAYBE we ought be strategic with our franchise. But that’s just me, an aging (insert your angry descriptor of choice).

OK, this from the Greys is just fucking fascinating.

Brace yourself, angry white dudes are coming.

I would never dream of telling anyone how to vote, but Papa John is objectively just for the shitty pizza alone.

You have not lived then.  Get thee to YouTube!

I mean that is just pure dickishness, right!

HamNo, you are not seeing the full picture.  This is AMERICA, a LOT of people are going to get killed, probably at the same time. 

He’s not wrong, the Bible is FULL of murder, death, execution, vengeance and hate.  If you skip past all that pussy shit Jesus said, it’s the entire book.