George Carlin. I knew two things, one that George was saying some real shit and that I should listen. Second that I should keep it REAL quiet or George was going in the trash if my Mom found out.

Either way you arrive at the same  place :)

I‘m going to kill myself. That’s what you want, you’ll all be happy, its the only way I can be a good person.

How are we not forming up with pitchforks and torches?  This is fucking For Real Fucking Fascist shit!

I found this enormously satisfying.

Bagged eggs lady also carries a log everywhere she goes doesn’t she?

Lighten up Francis.

This is basically Bigfoot erotica but with elephants.

I was gonna post this. I mean leave the man alone, 8 years he had to put up with our shit, let him do his thing! It’s like getting mad you mom turned your old bedroom into her home office.

I hear he’s all potato and no carrot.

My forthcoming reply to this article is headlined:

When I am old and speak to my VR Grandchildren from my Matrix pod, I will tell them of 2018 and how Bigfoot’s Dick swayed an election.

The La Croix beef going on is damn tasty.  Unlike, say, La Croix. 

Yeah, he was not a progressive by any standards. He was at best a pragmatist.

In 1957, Democratic President Dwight Eisenhower sent Federal troops into Arkansas to desegregate Little Rock Central High School. In 1963,

If the original show had only made transporters Einstein Rosen Bridges instead of matter/energy transference we would need to have these discussions.

It’s our predilection for polka music, it makes us inherently bland. 

Now it was a long time ago, and things may have changed, but no search I was ever taught involved an unsolicited finger in anus as a starting point.  

JRR LOVED poetry and songs, and he considered them integral to the story.  He would be horrified to hear contemporary opinion on them :) 

I’ve read them upwards of 20 times through the years, and I love the books.  They are in their way great works of literature.  But, god, Papa Tolkien was prissy.