According to the tabloids, you're gross! No one will like you!

Looking at Justin Bieber, I just don't understand how he is attractive to girls. He makes me not want to have a vagina.

There are an awful lot of people here still perpetuating the fallacy that MSG is bad for you. There might be some extremely health conscious individuals who can experience side effects of eating MSG, but there is currently no scientific evidence linking MSG to health problems. The FDA considers it safe to consume in…

When left to my own devices to forage for food, I will consume (almost exclusively) full-fat greek yogurt, apples, those sesame-flavored seaweed strips, fancy french cheese, dark chocolate, and green tea. These are the main things I like because they are A) delicious, and B) Don't require me to do anything but put it…

For me, embarrassingly enough, sunglasses and a backwards baseball cap on a man make him eleventy times more attractive.

Goddamn it, Stan Rizzo!!!

This is kind of a pretentious thing to say. (Yes, the funniness that this sentiment is coming from someone who's username is hoitytoity does not escape me.)

well, you can be positive that your partner will want to cheat on you at some point. that's just human nature for god's sake. lifetime monogamy is a bitch. it's not impossible, just really difficult. serial monogamy is much more realistic. what you want/need at 25 may not be what you want/need at 45 or 65 or 85.

I have no idea whether these claims are true or not, but Morrissey's entire "why would someone lie about this" stance is either breathtakingly naive or simply dumb. People lie about absolutely EVERYTHING, often for nonsensical, ridiculous, mental illness-related, or (yes!) malicious reasons that don't actually benefit…

Thanks for looking out for my mother's best interest against her wishes! She'll be thrilled to know that a new effective treatment for her chronic debilitating back pain is a bad idea because people might abuse it, which is totally unlike absolutely every other drug in the history of mankind. Clearly our first concern…

Can you explain why "trans person" is okay, and "tranny" is not? You're referring to transexuals; trans is an acceptable abbreviation, but not tranny? What if you're referring to multiple transexuals? Transes? Never heard that one, pretty sure I would say trannies without intending the least bit of ill will. It's…

Don't forget his most memorable routine: Sex Bomb!