It is the devil’s food. Doesn’t seem like you should like it. You take a taste, still don’t know exactly where you stand. Half a sandwich in, you’re hooked for life. And StreetX, Palmetto makes a very decent Pimento cheese, relatively easily found across the U.S. I keep it out of my house unless my mission is to…

Sorry.  This is ridiculous.  So, maybe instead of meat, they ban light colored lettuces because they have zero nutrient density, especially considering all the land they take up being planted?  You want to cap expenses, fine, but seriously, you’re not allowed to tell people what they can and cannot eat.  And what…

Nope, both companies are assholes.  

Fried bread is always better than toast. Always. That said, you don’t need a lot of butter or bacon fat. I mean, it’s great, but just a dab will do. My favorite thing in the world is fry one side, turn, top with a glump of room temp pimento cheese, continue cooking until the other side is fried. It is just about the…

I am so glad this is finally getting some coverage outside of reality-tv based podcasts and FB gossip pages. I’ve heard a couple of interviews with Ms. Perkins on a couple of podcasts, and I gotta say, between what she said and what anyone who watches SC knows, I’m pretty much a true believer that this really did…

And going beyond two day delivery, the delivery itself has become an iffy thing, here in my neighborhood of the UES in Manhattan. Some of the delivery people have taken to leaving packages at the front door of apartment buildings, i.e., on the fucking sidewalk. Or, if you’re lucky, in the vestibule between the…

I hate watch this show every single week. And then listen to the Watch What Crappens podcast about it later. There’s just no one to root for. They’re all awful, and amazing to watch sometimes. Kyle and his girlfriend are like watching a semi blasting down the street towards me and I just stand there waiting for it to…

Hmmm, well, I guess we all have our own peculiarities to mastering the burger. For me, I love the fat and juice of the burger getting all over the fries, so I eat said delicious burger OVER the fries, ensuring a nice clean area for it to sit. I find the the idea that a person would not want said juices and stuff over…

There needs to be something here that is on par with just laying on the sofa feeling miserable, therefore, much easier than easier than showering. Yogurt and an apple. Or yogurt mixed with a peach fruit cup. Dumped into a paper cup, eaten with a plastic spoon so there’s nothing to wash. And once you get it down, it…

I love yogurt and have happily danced around everything from Dannon to Fage, skyr to French. Fage full fat Greek yogurt, at least to me, cannot be touched. Nothing comes even marginally close except, maybe, Fage 2% Greek yogurt. To me, Noosa is so sweet it’s barely edible. I do enjoy a nice Siggi’s Passion Fruit skyr…

When/where I grew up, 14 was the age of consent. Personally, I think 16 makes more sense, and I think 18 is too old.

Nope. Not at all. I am a very good tipper, and will happily tip 25% for my favorite servers. But really bad service does not deserve a really good tip. I don’t blame a server for my food coming late (that’s the kitchen) or or a dish coming cold (could still maybe be the kitchen), but I will totally blame them for…

I usually do it this way also. Dump them, forget them, massive amounts of onion. it’s a beautiful thing.

I do an olive oil and garlic version that is insanely delicious. While I’m heating the pods, I saute a good amount of minced garlic in olive oil Then add rough cracked pepper. Toss together, toss with drained pods, liberally kosher salt. You can’t stop eating until whatever amount you have in front of you is gone.…

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There are two hoagies (Heros, here) that make life worth living. Italian - ham, salami, provalone, lettuce, tomato, onion, hot peppers, olives, oil and vinegar, s&p on an Italian hero roll. The second is veg - cucumber, bean sprouts, avocado, tomato, sliced red onion, lots of mayo, on a whole wheat hero. One can, if…

Ivanka seriously needs to STFU. You had us there for a minute, you really did. So many people believed you would somehow keep your dad from being quite as crazy. But all that happened is we found out you were a complete and total phony, going with whatever is good for you in the minute, relentlessly working on your…

Of course soup is a meal. Consumme and broth are not, but any hearty soup makes an excellent meal, as long as you have a couple pieces of crusty bread to dunk into it.

I swear by podcasts. I go to be about half an hour to an hour earlier than I need to, lay down and start listening to super long form history podcasts, or various books on tape. Books about the history of cooking, or anything by Bill Bryson. OOOhhh, and the complete Sherlock Holmes read by Stephen Fry is fabulous. It…

They treated Feldman like shit. It took such balls back then to have said anything and they just pretty much laughed at him and said he was lying. It doesn’t take much to see how that horrible level of damage set in. Cops call him for info on a man they want, a man who apparently treated the boy with love and respect,…