I was unwilling to try pasta and went with rice. I was unexpectedly pleasantly surprised.

Honestly when I made it I didn't even bother with the noodles. My brain screamed white rice. So maybe it's Asian... 

You should start your own sports and whatever page. With hookers. And blackjack. Sign me up. 

This is in the same week that Nagey refused to run or pass the ball on 1st down. With 53 seconds left and 1 time out. 

Has anyone ever considered that the phone companies are secretly behind this to force me over my already high data allowance? 

But muh data!