Fully. We make a habit of traveling the world and destroying its cultural icons, because y’know, what mama wants, mama gets 😂

Take all the fucking stars. You earned them!

It’s slop, innit?

From one Greer to another, I’ve often wanted to look dear old-apparently-related Germaine up and slightly challenge that assertion of hers - that women have no idea how much men hate us.

Ahhh...this. This stokes embers deep within me...

(I should clarify my husband did not steal pieces of actual Parisian landmarks to have my ring made. LEL. It is something he saw online in their likeness that you can have made. )

I just spent my 40th birthday up the top of the Eiffel Tower. My husband gave me a really cool ring he had made for me out of some of the major Parisian landmarks - Arc de Triomphe, Tower, Moulin Rouge, Louvre etc while we were up there and we drank rosè champagne.

Oh you need to read the poem Bec Hewitt wrote and read to Lleyton Hewitt (Australian tennis 🎾 *star*) on their wedding day.

I feel like I would want to be friends with Bethenny but IRL find out she was an arsehole and we would clash and I would actually be really upset about it. For the same exact reason I would probably end up loving Ramona, and that horrifies me and compels me simultaneously.

To be fair, sitting in the cinema all that time was worth it JUST for the part where the unknown victim falls screaming off the back of the ship and collects the propellor with an audible ‘thunk’ on his way to the icy waters below.

Thankyou.

Just found this. Her brother Todd says she’s out of emergency. Thank God.

Oh my god, no: it’s perfect. I’m SCREAMING 😭

Can we worry about Fat Gary AFTER we know whether or not Carrie is able to pull through this horrible fucking medical emergency please?

Yes. OMG. Make it stop 😐

(And I need to check replies before commenting!)

You need to watch Black Mirror, Season 1

Bestiality. You missed bestiality.

I’m throwing stars at you like I’m a fucken ninja 😂

I don’t know how wise I am, but I try to be compassionate. 😉