A part of me really wants to agree with you. And maybe it’s because I’m from a different country - trust me. OUR fucken idiot racist arsehole morons have elected representatives to parliament that would make your eyes water. Literally, we have certified card-carrying bigots and conspiracy theorists alongside White…

Hey: the people of Boston SHOULD have drunk that tea.

He was carrying his own kid, right? Or did I misinterpret that? Because ugh. That’s a scene I would not have wanted to make while carrying my kid.

Ehh: I kind of liked Orlando Bloom with Miranda Kerr tbh.

Who? JFC. I must live in a vacuum o_O

Who TF is Bella Thorne? Not gonna lie: I thought that was the name of the main character from Twilight 😕

...no, but tell me again how invested you are in Robert👏fucken👏Kardashian’s👏love👏life👏, oh noble defender of the King of socks 😐

Yeah 🙄

Here comes the aeroplane, Daddy...

Holy shit. o_O

Yes...because satire?

Oh...you know he’s getting his stubby little fingers ready to reply to this...

You’ve just described the entire point of the show and why it’s so hilarious 😐.

He makes us all feel that way. Is it when he eats an eclair out of a bin that drives it home?

It’s like he thinks his hair ‘style’ makes him look “rakishly handsome” and his three day growth is adding to this effect, when actually, the pallid, bloated skin, red puffy eyes and slight yellow (?) pallor with red blotches just makes him look like someone has poured a hobo from 1932 into a suit and tie, sobered him…

Seinfeld is the funniest show that has ever been on television. The characters are awful, awful people and I love them because I can laugh at their terrible behaviour without feeling bad about it.

What? He hasn’t tweeted already? This could be a problem. For PEOTUS, I mean.

Dying

I just laughed so loudly and unexpectedly that I farted. In public. In Paris. 😳.

It’s always a little shocking when you realise in ANY career that suddenly you’ve come up against the pricks who don’t like women/believe women should be in the workplace/appreciate a woman with opinions/ are anti-feminist and they are in charge.