He took the entrance via his Commodore 64. He had to wait for this sound to finish first, though:

At this point if I wasn’t happily married with a toddler I’d propose marriage to you for that comment alone.

Right? So glad he’s around to explain it like a man (someone should come up with a word for that...) so we can all have a good thought slapping chuckle and move on

Hey: maybe Grandma and Grandpa at age 16. Give her some credit.

Yup. Omg. I was yelling at my screen when she walked past that. I was wondering later on whether that was deliberate - she acknowledged she wasn’t a very good journalist and for once, nobody (ie: Jess) contradicted her. But then I went ‘nope: that’s just lazy writing. Because omg. 🙄’

That’s generally the way our cunce of a government likes to play it: they commit atrocities down this end of the world while sucking up to the major players to keep in their good books and then hope that’s enough to keep the heat off them.

My mind is fucken BLOWN. You know that picture where everyone has been ‘oh is is it Bill Murray or Tom Hanks?” I SWEAR all I could see was Amy Schumer.

Exactly! And when she finally got a chance to write a piece for Conde Nast, USING THEIR IDEA (which she later pfffts as ‘terrible’) she can’t even a) stay awake during an interview and b) shags another one of her interviewees.

I feel like they’d be more likely to work with her than Trump, don’t you? Especially given the comments the military chiefs of staff have made in regards to some of Trump’s ‘policy’ decisions.

“...a Jewish pro-choice sexual assault survivor with a queer family member and a belief that we are all exactly & beautifully equal”

You realise she would have the military on her side? Any civil war would be pretty short lived. Pretty sure the second amendment would bite the fucken dust shortly thereafter so you know: just saying, tighter gun laws, getting rid of Trump and his supporters and locking up the lunatic alt-right? A short lived militia…

It’s delicious

Right. Pull your fucken heads in Jez

Well that just made my stomach churn. I am on leave at the moment and ostensibly packing and cleaning today for our family trip to Paris on Sunday, so my little boy went off to childcare today.

I will never understand stupid governments who do not understand that to create jobs in their countries they cannot be competing with countries who are literally just entering the manufacturing boom now as they are exiting it; they need to invest in innovation and creating new industries, retraining and education.

You can totally stream BBC too. Cheaply.

I believe it’s a lovely spicy little variety called “down”. Yes. “Dressing down”

Mate: your government has tried. It offered those shitstains a bucket load of cash to actually resettle the poor buggers we have locked up on Nauru and Manus in NZ.

Well this is fucked 😐. Mental illness is nothing to joke about. Poor bloke. I hope he gets the help he needs.

Well they’re shit out of luck on that front. Our hateful government in Australia (fuck you, conservative corrupt arse holes) is just about to sign a deal with yours whereby a STACK of poor bastards who have been held in detention in offshore concentration camps contravening UN human rights legislation as a ‘deterrent’…