Ugh. Tom Cruise though 😕.

She had a full on chemical peel done. Everyone in Australia grew up with Nicole Kidman, *Dolly* Magazine covergirl and star of iconic (and my 10 year-old inner self still maintains) BEST film ever, ‘BMX Bandits’

This photo makes me vomit a bit in my mouth 😕

He doesn’t seem like that strong of a personality?

This might be a really stupid question, but Ima put it out there. Do the straps unbuckle? Because I bought a pair of gorgeous shoes once in Paris that also ran towards the ‘flatulent’ and they also had a wide strap across the bridge with a buckle. (Heads up: they were not vintage like yours because I am 5'9 1/2 and…

I’m just gonna stop you for a minute: based on what evidence does Brad not ‘seem like that’? Because I sometimes think we forget that just because we ‘feel’ like we know celebrities, we really do not. 

There are 8 correct functions of a parenthetical phrase. Let me find you a link 😉

That syntax is still appalling, and those parentheses are missing commas before and after.

Will you take Australian English teachers? I can pay American dollars...

I have an image of a woman lifting pendulous flaps of orange, slack tissue from his corpulent body in order to literally ‘get under his skin’ and ensure his [orangu] tan is of the *full body* persuasion.

Thankyou. I am also an English teacher, and the entire trilogy is making my eyes bleed.

Australian here. Childcare over here is ridiculous also. $100-120 per day.

I honestly think the best roast of the night came from Anne Coulter’s bolero (C1987)

“Gently sat”

I’m SCREAMING 😂

My two year old son tries to bite the ‘buboos’ out of the air as they fall from the sky.

THIS! A THOUSAND TIMES THIS!

Agreed. I think this article could still have achieved the effect it was aiming for had it reported what actually occurred, which I will now describe for your infotainment as a combination of words, symbols and emojis:

NomNom8: please don’t feel bad about this. I like to think of myself as something of a pop culture aficionado, yet even I spent at least the first 6 months of the *Robyna* relationship thinking he had: