I like Gordon Lightfoot a lot.

First you get down on your knees…

I think it might be a joke.

Provided the first is before April, yes.

Sir, give that hobo back his food. He needs it more than you.

I've been slowly pushing through The Witness, which I knew I'd like, being a fan of both Braid and Myst, and I wasn't disappointed. So far I've resisted the temptation to look for any solutions, which I'm happy about. I really like the sets of linked "tutorial" puzzles, especially the fact that now with 2 of these…

I don't think it's an exaggeration that it's 15 minutes before you get to a save point. And if you don't realize you can save in the guest book at the dorm (which I didn't until someone pointed it out), it's like 45. It's insane.

On easy, so long as you're patient, you shouldn't have any troubles for the first few missions. Never open a door without peeking. Never end a turn in an exposed area - this is probably the most critical one, you always need cover. If Internationale is one of your starting characters, always use her to get power as…

I have had multiple realizations of that followed by forgetting it is true for several weeks.

Also, keep them in the freezer, and always grind/mash them with your hand (or something else) before using.

There are people with MSG sensitivity. Not very many, though.

GOAT GRINDERS CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS.

There are some people with genuine MSG issues, you may be one of these (incredibly rare) individuals. But for the rest of us, MSG all the time, plz.

But if you want small bits of salt, why not just buy regular salt, which comes in small bits?

yes.

The fuck is some douche from Train doing at the Rock Hall of Fame?

I didn't know Jai Courtney carried pepper spray.

SOME OF US READ COMMENTS IN THE OPPOSITE ORDER TO YOU, APPARENTLY.

"first" implies "second".

It's ok, she always sits on my, uh, head during the sex, uh, scenes, too.