So what?

I honestly don’t feel very worked up. It’s Monday morning, I’m too sleepy to care very much about most of life. Certainly not whatever this article is about.

Possibly. But I'd suggest you could take a couple of deep breaths, maybe try to relax a little.

Do you need a hug?

"You do realize that Claire is darker than Misty, right?"

That's what I told my thesis advisor too.

Yeah, what the fuck has John done since, like, the early 80's?

Also less obviously mentally ill.

The middle section of God of War?

"No. But I made a lot of money, so it’s okay."

40s?

But were you drinking IPAs?

I like IPAs too much to worry about other people's opinions of them. S'all good.

Oh yeah I have a conference once a year in Florida and that Jai-Alai is awesome.

Honestly I’m not a fan of sweet beers in general, so I tend to avoid the winter/fall beers. Although one every now and then is ok, I guess.

Point taken, I used to drink pretty much exclusively stout. But holy crap I felt like shit the next day.

It’s not the alcohol, it’s the… whatever makes it black and sweet.

I think there's a few reasons why IPAs became so much more ubiquitous than the others you mention. For one, you simply can't drink porters or stouts the way you can an IPA. If you're into getting seriously sloppy, the thick/dark ones are going to be murder. (This is probably the main reason why lager/pilsner are the…

This is an almost perfect analogy. I'm trying to figure out where Mike's Hard Lemonade fits in (hopefully nowhere).

Can we just call a truce on the beer wars here? I think that lots of people have been getting their panties a little too knotted over this.