If it's just come out of a deep fryer, chances are anything on it is dead.

Because recipes are stupid?

What I did what I had my mouse infestation was catch the fuckers with a glue trap and then bash them with a frying pan before I threw them in the garbage. The frying pan is quick. The glue part, not so much, but you know what? It's more important to me not to have mice in my place.

T.I.
Talib Kweli
Talking Heads
Teairra Mari
Tech N9ne
The Temptations
Tha Liks (really this belongs in L or A, depending on your time preferences)
Thelonius Monk
Theodore Unit (Ghostface's kind of shitty weed carriers)
They Might Be Giants
Thirstin Howl III
Tim Dog
Timbo King
Tina Turner
Toddy Tee
Tom Lehrer
Tom Waits
Tommy McGee
Tool
To…

I assumed I hated Imagine Dragons, knowing nothing about them, but then I watched the video for that song, you know the one, and it's all about muppets fighting. It's awesome, so I have to give at least their video director some credit.

Is that a quotation from somewhere? Because it's fucking funny and I've never heard it.

It's ok, after a while the sun will get large enough to swallow the earth.

Probably Monica, too, fucker said he was going to pull out.

Yeah, but I hate those fuckers too.

I remember being amazed by how close it was to the book when I read it, long after having first seen the film. Stepford’s pretty close as well. I guess Levin writes in a very filmable style.

Heil Hitler. H is the 8th letter of the alphabet, it’s a thing which has become a shorthand for white supremacists. To be fair, most of these morons are probably just trying it out for trolling, but fuck them sideways anyways.

That does not prove that HILLARY IS DYING, which is what was in your post.

just for shits and giggles, does it automatically disqualify any woman from being a feminist if she is cheated on and doesn't leave the guy?

There are literally 2 different accounts on this page right now that end in “88”.

Yes… I would like to believe that too, because it would be better that he's not fucking filth. Sadly, he is.

I'm sorry, I was pretending to respond to you like you weren't a fucking scumbag, but then I noticed your "88". Kill yourself.

What up Waffle?

You don't understand what the word "proved" means.

Ah… of course the 88s have started to invade.

You’ll note that the chart does not contain a bunch of democrats saying the same stuff Trump said. It’s also full of flaming stupidity, but that’s another matter entirely.