The world is, by and large, a vastly better place than it was 100 years ago (and really for any unit of time greater than about 50 years that you choose to name). This is particularly true in the Western world, and particularly true for the worst-off in society. Poverty in the Western world in the way that it existed…

Pussy.

Ice Cream Team (Wu-affiliate-affiliates)
Ice Cube
Ike & Tina Turner
Ike Turner & The Kings of Rhythm
Illegal Jazz Poets (anyone who knows this can figure out where I grew up)
The Impressions
The Incredible String Band
Incubus
Infinite Love Experience
Inspectah Deck (6 albums? Whut?)
Intikuntur (some Peruvian music or some shit)
I…

The fact that Takeover is considered early Jay-Z makes me feel old. But yes.

You're not the boss of me.

Apparently they're Americans, performing in San Diego, but were doing the Canadian anthem. And apparently it was a "lone rogue Tenor" who has since been suspended - not even joking, read the update.

The dead mom shelf is where I keep all my … wait, I've said too much. Never mind.

Or King Tech.

"Mike Huckabee is a giant of a man, a virile and mighty warrior, but with the mind of a philosopher and the soul of a poet. He is also currently oiled up and flexing in my kitchen, which makes me feel nervous and excited, like a prize hog at its first county fair."

Isn't he actually a pretty competent guitarist, or at least thinks he is? Makes the joke funnier if true.

I keep looking for a Zeppelin pun in there but can't find it.

I hate everyoneMe too.

I knew it was him before I was done with the headline.

Eh… in Russia, arguably somewhat worse off than they were in the 80's, anyways. Life expectancy has gone down, education has gone down, alcoholism has gone up, etc etc etc.

IT'S A TRILBY.

As noted below, unavoidable.

She took her shoes off once and I couldn’t figure out what was going on. I legitimately thought a sewer line had burst or something, and was asking my coworkers about it, they couldn’t stop laughing. She wasn’t even in the room it was that bad.

I feel that blowing up an airliner and massacring the Supreme Court constitute being reasonably terrifying. Although I get your point.

Again, I should be careful to acknowledge my ignorance here, but I think talking about “an occupying ROK army” is assuming a hell of a lot - you have to get the occupation, first, and I don’t think that would be any kind of cakewalk.

Yeah. I feel kind of guilty ragging on her here - she clearly had a lot of personal issues and in some sense it wasn’t her fault that she was such a pain to deal with. But damn, those feet.