I feel like I should ask you for clarification before I argue with you, but then I realized I don't care.

Hey, you got no upvotes!

Congratulations, you have successfully avoided reading an interesting article.

I guess I'm a disgusting hipster, but I can't remember the last time I drank a Canadian (or, for that matter, an American) mainstream beer. Most Montreal bars would have a decent-to-great selection of microbrews, and there's no way that Labatt's Dry is better than most of those.

This is objectively correct. Except Bud is clearly the worst of the three American beers you name.

Uh???

Tuba.

It's like, how much lower could this fruit be? And the answer…

Late to this party, but Bob Dylan started out very overtly political and got less so as time went on.

I think you're grossly overestimating the mindless attachment to Beyonce here. No one seems to be upset.

Well… isn't the issue that finding out the specific referent of the "relationship drama" lyrics is missing the point? Nothing wrong with openly discussing being cheated on, but spending energy figuring out if Jay-Z was banging Rachel wassername seems not only petty and stupid, but outright malicious.

If I knew it was gonna be this kind of party I'da stuck my dick in the moussaka?

It… really can be two things?

Off topic, but it can definitely be two things.

You do seem weirdly invested in this, especially given that you're the one who often criticizes others for being over-invested.

Fair enough… but you do need to chill out. People like things. Sometimes a lot. It's ok.

We'll try to struggle through the pain.

Your parents' combined income is over $100,000/year. Be quiet.

No.

"let's ingnore Lemonade which pushed black feminism to a whole new level"