Billionaires shouldn’t exist, all they do is exploit workers and the system to enrich themselves. They should place a lien on some of his other assets to pay the rent. 

She decided to have those kids AFTER she knew she was facing prison time. She had her children to gain sympathy votes, like yours. Congrats, you fell for it.

I dunno...that might work out just as well...

The kids she decided to have when she knew she was facing prison time?

Wow. You aren’t kidding.

Maga rubes will think they settled just to get it over with and still believe all their lies. This is a win for fox news. 

Watersports

Weird. If only there was some sort of way we could have all known this company was run by a bunch of giant douchebags.

No, the thing that sets humans apart from other animals is our persistent belief that there is something that sets us apart from the other animals.

So, we should just head off all these problems and nationalize freight rail?

This just in: angry narcissists insist that the problem isn't them, it's everyone that's specifically against them. More at 11, when we confirm irrefutably that water is still wet despite insistence otherwise from certain populations.

There is not an engine soundtrack in the world that sounds good enough for this not to be dumb.

My god this is dumb.

Political donations need to just end in their entirety.

Are you excited to see an I Am Legend sequel?

“Why aren’t people worshipping me? I used to be cool!”

Spoilers:

China's government is spying on its people? I'm shocked! How can they get by with this? We have to tell them they have to stop doing that!

First message decrypted: “Liizzie iffen you canne read this thou canne suk my gnuts”