Billionaires shouldn’t exist, all they do is exploit workers and the system to enrich themselves. They should place a lien on some of his other assets to pay the rent. 

She decided to have those kids AFTER she knew she was facing prison time. She had her children to gain sympathy votes, like yours. Congrats, you fell for it.

I dunno...that might work out just as well...

The kids she decided to have when she knew she was facing prison time?

Wow. You aren’t kidding.

So, we should just head off all these problems and nationalize freight rail?

There is not an engine soundtrack in the world that sounds good enough for this not to be dumb.

My god this is dumb.

The problem with that attitude of self preservation is that it leads to nazi atrocities. Hey, they were just following orders!

The Hutu and Tutsis? Jsut following orders!

Police: “May we search your car?”

This.

My pappy said, “Son, you’re gonna’ drive me to drinkin’
If you don’t stop drivin’ that Hot Rod Lincoln.”

We need a Federal do-not-hire list for bad cops, like the way you can be dishonorably discharged from the military.

988 is the national suicide and crisis lifeline.

988 is the national suicide and crisis lifeline.

I mean, if “provides gender affirming care to trans children in consultation with a doctor” is sufficient evidence of abuse to take people’s children from them and throw them in jail, Cruz probably deserves the death penalty for this.

Cops only job is to protect capital.

Police:

Asking why you don’t see many cops at a right wing rally is like asking why you never see Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana in the same room together..

Wait a minute, the LAPD is claiming that he fell from a high height where he had been demonstrating how to grapple with someone? That sounds like something the Kremlin would say after murdering one of Putin’s critics.