Crypto is a pyramid scheme and should be banned.

Ya know, I‘m beginning to think this whole “free speech absolutism” thing is bullshit.

How convenient that right after Twitter backtracked their efforts to remove Elonjets’ visibility, there was a “stalker” after him. What are the odds, despite all the information Musk provided-that-totally-isn’t-doxxing, no one ever finds this person because Musk paid for it to happen?

The problem with that attitude of self preservation is that it leads to nazi atrocities. Hey, they were just following orders!

The Hutu and Tutsis? Jsut following orders!

Police: “May we search your car?”

This.

“stop Microsoft from gaining control over a leading independent game studio”

My pappy said, “Son, you’re gonna’ drive me to drinkin’
If you don’t stop drivin’ that Hot Rod Lincoln.”

We need a Federal do-not-hire list for bad cops, like the way you can be dishonorably discharged from the military.

988 is the national suicide and crisis lifeline.

988 is the national suicide and crisis lifeline.

I mean, if “provides gender affirming care to trans children in consultation with a doctor” is sufficient evidence of abuse to take people’s children from them and throw them in jail, Cruz probably deserves the death penalty for this.

Cops only job is to protect capital.

Police:

the chess game was my favorite part of the episode: the tension, the scheming, claudia’s thoughts, claudia winning... i love her.

Asking why you don’t see many cops at a right wing rally is like asking why you never see Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana in the same room together..

Yep banks aren’t our friends, but they are FDIC insured.

CTO Nuke Goldstein

Wait a minute, the LAPD is claiming that he fell from a high height where he had been demonstrating how to grapple with someone? That sounds like something the Kremlin would say after murdering one of Putin’s critics. 

The unmentioned backstory is usually that the 20-something in question is a trust fund kid whose parents have an 8- or 9-figure net worth and a network of influential relatives and business contacts. But by gosh it was all hard work!