Y’know what really bothers me about the whole “biased media, fake news, they’re just out to get Trump” bullshit? It’s that never in my life have I seen an administration or a President covered more fairly than this one.

If you believe the government should be able to tell industries how fast they can operate large industrial machinery, then next you’ll want the government to be able to tell me how fast I can operate my car and set all sorts of arbitrary “rules” about “automobile” “safety”.

So, we’re seeing a lot of these “how to get Pixel 2's ____ on your phone” articles. Kinda sounds like Google’s taking about bunch of more universal software-only things and making them hardware-exclusive to try to sell more phones.

The brutal truth is that SNL has never been consistently great. I happily shelled out for many of the complete seasons, and the ratio of funny to forgettable has remained fairly constant.

Of course he had a gun in a school zone. What if there had been bears!?!

Whenever I see this analysis of the situation, it always feels like people are saying “I don’t care, so long as it doesn’t have an effect on me.”

The only thing I’ll really miss if the Kelvin timeline is gone is Urban’s McCoy. It was the best part of those movies (and probably the only thing that worked in the second).

Alternatively, stop complaining about spoilers, because science shows knowing spoilers IMPROVES how people enjoy the work.

It is probably Russia. Not even joking. They’ve long exploited Cuba as a Western Hemisphere outpost to antagonize the US. Why would they want Cuba and the US to have good relations? Its Russia. Its Russia pushing North Korea towards war. Its Russia pushing Turkey away from Europe. Its Russia invading Ukraine. Its…

Not even; one of the biggest indicators for it is apparently “Did these two people go to the same places (multiple) together, or spend a significant amount of time in the same location at the same time on more than one occasion?” Every convention I go to, despite us all staying on 4G, my PYMK is basically 80%…

Whoa whoa. You’re telling me that white people in charge of young black men and also profit massively from these black men’s talents would change the rules and not say anything? And then use the revised rule as a way of punishing said black men for going against the wishes of their white employers? In America?

Oh god I so hope this is the opening volley in the labor battle that destroys the NFL

53% of white women who voted selected Trump. Never, ever forget that.

Uh-oh, an international university where only 49.1% of the incoming freshman are white... clearly there must be something afoot.

Whenever I think of Harvard I’m like “There’s a school with way too many black kids.” Keep fighting the good fight, you dicks.

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

“Yes, but that didn’t stop them. After 5 or 6 tries, his head fell off.”

I’ve already dedicated a fantasy football league trophy to them. What more do you expect a person to do?