Y’know what really bothers me about the whole “biased media, fake news, they’re just out to get Trump” bullshit? It’s that never in my life have I seen an administration or a President covered more fairly than this one.

So, we’re seeing a lot of these “how to get Pixel 2's ____ on your phone” articles. Kinda sounds like Google’s taking about bunch of more universal software-only things and making them hardware-exclusive to try to sell more phones.

Of course he had a gun in a school zone. What if there had been bears!?!

Whenever I see this analysis of the situation, it always feels like people are saying “I don’t care, so long as it doesn’t have an effect on me.”

Whoa whoa. You’re telling me that white people in charge of young black men and also profit massively from these black men’s talents would change the rules and not say anything? And then use the revised rule as a way of punishing said black men for going against the wishes of their white employers? In America?

Oh god I so hope this is the opening volley in the labor battle that destroys the NFL

53% of white women who voted selected Trump. Never, ever forget that.

Uh-oh, an international university where only 49.1% of the incoming freshman are white... clearly there must be something afoot.

Whenever I think of Harvard I’m like “There’s a school with way too many black kids.” Keep fighting the good fight, you dicks.

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

“Yes, but that didn’t stop them. After 5 or 6 tries, his head fell off.”

I’ve already dedicated a fantasy football league trophy to them. What more do you expect a person to do?

fuck John Elway with a 500 degree dildo.

Then it’s time to have fun with it. My wife will answer one and give dumb-ass responses to whatever they say until they hang up. The last one was someone asking if there’s anyone where we live that’s hard of hearing. She just kept loudly saying ‘what?’ until they hung up.

My favourite is when they say something racist-light in conversation then look at you all smiles like “you know what I’m talking about right?”

Here’s to hoping Dale follows in the footsteps of his distant cousin Chris and pitches ABC on a sting show where he arranges to meet white supremacists and nationalists he meets online...

Shep Smith has often stood out as the closest thing FOX news has to a decent human being. I often ask how it is that he hasn’t been let go by the network, and the answer I always get is that he knows where a significant number of bodies are buried.

Don’t forget that Colorado Springs is also lousy with evangelicals, and there’s also no recreational marijuana. I try to avoid Colorado Springs whenever possible.

Go up to man with stick. Claim you’re scared of stick. Kill man. Enjoy paid vacation. Claim murdered man was “no angel”. Collect extra overtime quelling the protests after you’re cleared of any wrong doing.