fuck John Elway with a 500 degree dildo.

Then it’s time to have fun with it. My wife will answer one and give dumb-ass responses to whatever they say until they hang up. The last one was someone asking if there’s anyone where we live that’s hard of hearing. She just kept loudly saying ‘what?’ until they hung up.

My favourite is when they say something racist-light in conversation then look at you all smiles like “you know what I’m talking about right?”

Here’s to hoping Dale follows in the footsteps of his distant cousin Chris and pitches ABC on a sting show where he arranges to meet white supremacists and nationalists he meets online...

Shep Smith has often stood out as the closest thing FOX news has to a decent human being. I often ask how it is that he hasn’t been let go by the network, and the answer I always get is that he knows where a significant number of bodies are buried.

Don’t forget that Colorado Springs is also lousy with evangelicals, and there’s also no recreational marijuana. I try to avoid Colorado Springs whenever possible.

Go up to man with stick. Claim you’re scared of stick. Kill man. Enjoy paid vacation. Claim murdered man was “no angel”. Collect extra overtime quelling the protests after you’re cleared of any wrong doing.

Typically one has the dire need to evacuate after visiting Pizza Hut, not in advance of a storm.

I’d say by the before pic with it half buried in sand and salt water that the car was already a total loss before it was run over by a truck.

Pay taxes, receive the benefits taxpayers receive. Simplify.

FEMA relief plus tax exempt status. Yet they’re the bootstrappers.

There *is* another side. Some of the same people praising Watt for fundraising normally hate the idea of people receiving unearned welfare for their personal hardships. It is absolutely political. Do you think any of these people would be lauding Watt if he were funding rent for single mothers who work at McDonald’s?…

“Interfering with a Gronk celebration, 10 yard penalty.”

This man’s continued existence is proof that JFK was not killed by any government plot.

Where were the south’s pro-states’ rights leanings when northern states were opposing fugitive slave laws? No, “states rights” only mattered when it benefited them.

So your evidence of illegals voting in California is a single source article that takes all its information from a group dedicated to the claim that there are illegals voting, that has as its first paragraph a false story (they even had to print a correction) about claiming a US Citizen is not a US Citizen, and is…