If this were a Ford/Chevy/Dodge I can see them introducing the car with advertisements showing them hooning it to Led Zeppelin’s ‘Immigrants Song’.

And they destroy freshwater, soon to be one of the most precious commodities on the planet.

You know, I own a VW, but I get you. My Golf and GTI haven’t been maintenance nightmares but other people have different stories.

Life... as a service.

I can’t be alone in wondering what the patch looks like?

Certainly no apologists for the police but I think as well that this kids death can likely be chalked up to white privilege as well. Hear me out.

Tulips

Start the aftermarket parts bin now. Be the first to market.

Capitalism is economic cancer.

No. You can’t have it. Fuck the police.

This is no more democracy than the NYSE/NASDAC is laizzes faire capitalism.

Life... as a service.

I used to be ‘ungrey’ on Jalopnik....

You just need to buy this upgrade available via subscription from the tesla Portal for only $29.99 a month.

The P540 Superfast Apertalooks like the bastard child of Porsche and a 70's Chevy Corvette

Corporations are not people. They are a legal fiction that resembles a person in order to create an entity to be held responsible in law. A law clerks notes in a ruling in the 1800's shouldn’t be the basis of corporate personhood.

Like, Literally!

and gifted to an Egyptian with a Scottish accent who dresses like a spaniard?

Exactly. Depending on the context of the movie, there are many ‘swords’ that may be better suited for duty.

Also, the Katana is a lie. Certainly it is a well designed weapon but is more propaganda, than fact, that it is the penultimate sword.