Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

He deals with the goddamn press so the owners don’t have to!

Don’t compare him to Petrino. Bobby is a way better coach than Kiffin.

Stanced Toyota RAV3

“Falcons lose on go-ahead TD” is my 2016 NFL Moment Of The Year

Isn’t the lifespan of a Chrysler minivan usually measured in transmissions, rather than years?

Considering this was the first year in a new 10 year deal, I think Notre Dame doesn’t give a fuck as long as they’re good by the end of the deal.

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

Pats fan: OMG Marshawn, why would you call me a bitch!?

“I wish it were 1825" — official slogan of the Republican Party in 2016

I’m totally cool lying to a foreign government, especially a corrupt one. His allegiance is to the stars and bars, not crooked ass Brazil. But, man, if it’s true he did it to keep his chick from finding out, that’s a bad look. There are levels of chick you obstruct justice over. Kate Upton, Emily Ratajkowski, Betty…

Another factor, too, is that if you’re company is large enough, your individual department’s culture might matter more. I look at co-workers in other departments in the company I work for, and am very happy I am where I am :)

what an absolute sociopathic dickhead. I’m not sure what the law is, but IMO once you’re in another person’s car, they have every right to record you.

Presumably it didn't involve not having to work with Baalke or York, so...

If you haven’t seen this, you should.

I found her CDL Instructor.....

I’ve twice used CarMax to buy cars, telling the seller to take it to CarMax for an offer which I would beat by X$’s. Win-Win.

The ones that will take a magnet to your corvette and then ask how much body work has been done because it doesn’t stick.

I can’t justify it’s 10k premium over the sedan version.