Stephen, I felt this despair (outweighed 100 fold by the joy of having a daughter) back when my kid was born and I could not possibly manage raiding unless I was being sherpa’d by 5 incredibly over-leveled friends. I just did Leviathan last night, my daughter is 3 and happily goes to bed at 8 or 9 every night. One day…

Correct. Dadtaku stories are written for parents to say “oh man yes this is bad i understand this”, not for teenagers to give unsolicited parenting advice.

it’s always easy in these comments to tell who doesn’t have kids

Agreed.

My wife and I have a rule: We’re married, not dead. It’s okay to appreciate the Mona Lisa, but don’t take it off the wall and bring it home, don’t say reprehensible things to it because you find it attractive, and don’t break your neck staring.

...other than that, be a human being, and accept that you have…

This game is a little close to home for my taste. One time I left a 3.5" floppy with a bunch of porn in the family computer. I know my parents found it, and they never said anything, but it’s the unspoken awkwardness that’s been between us (or maybe just in my head) for almost 20 years now.

As indicated by the massive inflated Pikachu ass hanging from the ceiling, we’re at the 2017 New York Toy Fair, where we’ll be bringing you pictures, stories, and cool new things to play with all weekend long, if w ever break free of Pikachu’s hypnotic spell.

Porn.

I can’t be the only one who thought this thread title meant this dude died IRL and somehow influenced a game.

Awww. Thanks. I sometimes miss being able to focus just on writing and reporting. I wish I could post a lot more.

Uh have you SEEN Fahey?

EBT5, this is good news for you.

I see your point, but then again TruTV Bravo and E! all exist on my cable guide. People clearly like incredibly vapid, pointless things.

This is literally the least important thing governments need to get involved with.

And I said
What about
Breakfast at Fahey’s?
He said what
Are you
Doin’ in my house?