Silly man, this is the internet.

And how do we know this isn’t just Schreier trying to escape blame for another game delay?

Dishes, trash, sweep. Then I’m free to do whatever the fuck I want as long as I bone her hard daily.

Kotaku, a well-known snack blog

Still waiting for Healthy Snacktaku episodes :(

The real answer is that both are inferior to chicken, biscuits and gravy. All of which is inferior to just eating lunch early.