(What they didn’t tell you in law school is that justice, in fact, isn’t blind. It’s just nearsighted. With some corrective lenses or a bit of LASIK, justice can see clearly and make some exceptions based on common sense.)

Eh, this is a lot of ideas rolled into one. Unqualified, unearned praise is indeed useless. But self-care and self-acceptance are truly necessary to becoming a better human.

Love Samantha Bee so much.

samantha bee is a damn national treasure, for two nations, and she can pinch her d**k between my legs any time she chooses.

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THIS FAMILY!

I fully plan on doing this with my thesis too! If a baby takes 9 months to gestate and this stupid document takes 6-7 years (pray for me) you’re damn right I’m going to celebrate it publicly. I also don’t plan to have human babies so this thesis baby is it for me.

This is excellent. I kind of want to do something similar to this- a “birth” announcement upon completion/acceptance of my thesis. It’s my baby, dammit. I’ll obnoxiously post photos of me cradling and staring down at the hardcover bound book, listing all the details like, “she’s a solid 1.5 lbs, 8.5 x 11 inches, with…

This is truly delightful. I love the amount of effort she put into everything (the coffee mug, for example).

Never mind the paintings, who created the amazing artwork that is the Jezebel Titanic logo?

*Gets in the ungreying line*

Ungraying the poor people stuck in the grays who are not meany-pants, and occasionally post a silly comment.....asking for a friend....

Speaking as a lich, I definitely want super athletic zombies.

DO YOU WANT SUPER ATHLETIC ZOMBIE PEOPLE?!?

BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU GET SUPER ATHLETIC ZOMBIE PEOPLE.

MOM’S BACK

I may be the absolute minority, but I like the way they’ve drawn her hair. It’s different than most other female heroes (that seem to fall into something like 4 hairstyle buckets). I think it works for her.

the clinton campaign? doing something incredibly stupid??

Are the emails bad? I haven’t seen them. Either way, this doesn’t sound like a good move on Hillary’s part. Damn it, quit making it harder for people to like you, Hillary!!!!! We need to win this!

OK, WARNER/DC, THAT’S THE LAST CHANCE I’LL GIVE YOU! PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON’T SCREW THIS UP!

But he isn’t, because he thinks a 14 year old girl being raped by her father should get his permission before aborting.

I agree with you. As a chemist I’ve use all of this and worse. A fume hood, a lab with proper ventilation, eye protection, etc. Of course the workers are affected by the chemicals. I also wonder about women who get a mani/pedi every week or more often.